From GodTube to Screw magazine

I haven’t posted all week. Forgive me, dear readers reader immediate family. As I usually do after a lull, I throw a bunch of crap at you. So if you’re looking for ways to idle away the remaining hours of a Friday afternoon (and a holy one at that!), you’ve come to the right place.

Appropriately enough, we’ll start you off with GodTube, the Christian answer to YouTube. If you’re looking for a time suck, boy is this one. Kirk Cameron attempting to save the souls of some very un-Christian-looking men on the street (yes, that Kirk Cameron), a sexually charged discussion of non-believers in ‘The Atheist‘, someone named Angus McPeevis ranting about “goofy Christian gadgets,” whatever those may be – no shortage of entertainment here, in other words.

If you’re looking for another kind of omnipotent presence, check out Wonkette’s exclusive scoop on Dick Cheney’s predilection for hiding in bushes. No, not those Bushes. Thank you, I”ll be here all week.

To avoid electing another threatening cyborg/moronic fratboy ticket in ’08, we’re gonna hand the responsibility over to the kids. I’m sure they’ll do fine with it.

Perhaps they’ll elect Al Goldstein, porn magnate, publisher of Screw magazine, and self-described ‘dirty old candidate.’ I’ll vote for him on the strength of his tagline alone: “Because when he’s f**king you, you’ll know it.”

Happy Easter!