What’s a Skirt to do? Torn between my allegiance to Senator Dreamboat – and the belief that he is the best hope we have for climbing out of our eight-year abyss – and my equally devout belief that Oprah stands for almost everything that is wrong with American women today, (jesus this sentence is spiraling out of control), I am left at a crossroads. Do I embrace the undeniable power she holds and hope that it will finally translate into something meaningful for this country? Do I heap scorn upon those who allow egotistical talk-show hosts to dictate their voting (and reading and buying) habits? Do I heap more scorn on his campaign manager for calling her “transcendent“? Do I just shut the hell up and cross my fingers? I’m thinking it’s the latter. Comments welcome.